Tim
I have this friend, Tim, whom I told that I didn't like him. He had
- snored while talking to me on the phone twice
- been making excuses as to why he couldn't come see me
- his current excuse was that he was worried about getting lost
- been talking about sex a lot
- saying Totodile (a cartoon character from a kids show) would be sexy if he had his missing body parts (penis, testicles, ears)
- giving me graphic description of what stripper he knew was wearing (she was wearing a tutu, and you can see her butthole) - I didn't need to imagine her butthole
- some sketchy people in his life
- Chokar - the ex-hooker
- Sherry - the stripper who like mow lawn in g-string
If Tim wants to be associated with stripper who mow lawn in g-string, knock himself out

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