Tim


 I have this friend, Tim, whom I told that I didn't like him.  He had

  • snored while talking to me on the phone twice
  • been making excuses as to why he couldn't come see me
    • his current excuse was that he was worried about getting lost
  • been talking about sex a lot
    • saying Totodile (a cartoon character from a kids show) would be sexy if he had his missing body parts (penis, testicles, ears) 
    • giving me graphic description of what stripper he knew was wearing (she was wearing a tutu, and you can see her butthole) - I didn't need to imagine her butthole
  • some sketchy people in his life
    • Chokar - the ex-hooker
    • Sherry - the stripper who like mow lawn in g-string

If Tim wants to be associated with stripper who mow lawn in g-string, knock himself out

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